{"id":2468,"date":"2019-02-05T20:11:41","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T20:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takemy.money\/?p=2468"},"modified":"2019-02-05T20:16:39","modified_gmt":"2019-02-05T20:16:39","slug":"offensive-crayons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takemy.money\/offensive-crayons","title":{"rendered":"Offensive Crayons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This set of offensive crayons really lives up to his name. Instead of your normal red, green or blue you&#8217;ll get special colors like Miscarriage Maroon, Travel Ban Brown, Self Identified Blue (pink), &#8220;Privilege&#8221; white, Insufferable Vegan Green, Your Parents&#8217; Divorce Was Your Fault Peach and other terrible crayon names.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Besides the offensive labels, rest assured that these crayons color just like your favorite set of crayons. It&#8217;s great to pair up with your adult coloring book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.dudeiwantthat.com\/img\/gear\/novelty\/offensive-crayons-35033.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for offensive crayons\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PA1aS5-8VFA\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Pricing and Availability<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>Successfully backed on Kickstarter, but pulled from Amazon (for being offensive?), you&#8217;re still able to buy these from the official website and have it shipped worldwide via the link below.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>https:\/\/www.offensivecrayons.com\/shop<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This set of offensive crayons really lives up to his name. 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