The traditional umbrella has been around for a while now. The core concept generally still does what it needs to do. There are some downsides attached to using a common umbrella though. You can poke out one’s eye, it’s easily ruined in the wind and your hands are not freed up to do anything useful, like, you know, play with your phone or something.<\/p>\n
Luckily, we’ve gone and selected the best, most useful and boldest umbrellas that only real men and women would dare take on the streets to protect them from the rain.<\/p>\n
You know what the problem is with regular old umbrellas? The bottom half of my body still tends to get wet using one.<\/p>\n
Let’s have a body-sized condom run down from my umbrella to cover the rest of my body as well.<\/p>\n
Problem solved.<\/p>\n